I love counting things and making them relate to each other even if they don’t wanna soooo…
I can’t remember which publication I’m stealing this from (every publication ever?) but let’s do my very own
The Week in Numbers.
3,500: ‘specimens and preparations’ we will be surrounded by at our Christmas party at the Hunterian Museum at the Royal College of Surgeons. Sounds creepy when I say it like that, but it looks pretty cool:
0: number of medical doctors in attendance (as far as I know)
1,451: views TFitC has had since its birth about a month ago (how is this possible!? love!!)
2: sisters I have. They can’t be responsible for all of that, right??
35: days I’ve been living in London!
3: days I’ve had a phone. Whoops.
9: people who laughed but didn’t know what it was when I asked about ‘gardening leave’
32,000: lowball number of students protesting tuition hikes in London — they don’t get any gardening leave. That’s paid-for-classtime they’re missing to stand up for what they believe in!
4: steps I fell down riiiiight after meeting a new friend
0: drinks I’d had.
2: hilarious puns I laughed at all week (see below)
397: times this lady tried to laugh but couldn’t because of the botox
Oh by the way. I went to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Premiere last Thursday. But, I did something super uncharacteristic and forgot my camera :((((( So all I had was my phone and here’s what I got:
Seriously though, that caption says
“Hallow, boys: Emma Watson, 20, oozes star quality as she upstages her co-stars on the red carpet”
Speaking of puns, here are my two faves of the week that kept cracking me up:
RT @FakeAPStylebook You can expect to find an independent clause in various North Pole singles bars on Christmas Eve.
courtesy of v. sharma, who also gave me the other gem: